And, This is how he makes it:
1: Thaw hamburger in the fridge overnight.
2: Mix in a delicious blend of seasonings, one egg, and shape into 4 patties.
3: Turn on grill, and heat to exactly 300 degrees.
4: Place patties on grill, and cook for 7 minutes.
5: Flip Hamburger, top with cheese and cook 3-5 minutes longer.
6: Remove from grill, place on bun and top with tomatoes, onions, lettuce, pickles, and condiments.
7: Receive praise for the delicious meal.
This is my Hamburger:
And this is how I made it:
1. Buy the cheap pre-made hamburger patties because they were on sale (don't pay attention to the fat content - mistake number 1)
2. Heat grill for a few minutes, and place mostly frozen patties on grill that is most definetly too hot - mistake number 2
3. Turn grill down.
4. Rush inside to find a pile of cereal on the kitchen floor where Jarom has dumped the entire box trying to get a "snack" and find him in the living room eating out of his heaping bowl.
5. Procede to clean up the cereal mess as fast as possible, and then rush outside to flip the burgers (thankgoodness they aren't burnt yet).
6. Hurry inside to get Jarom out of the fridge and take away the bunch of grapes that he is downing as fast as he can pull them off the stem.
7. Make Taysia a bottle and rush back outside to check on the hamburgers. (It couldn't have been more than 3 minutes.)
8. Open the door to see the garage completely filled with smoke, and flames coming out the bottom of the grill.
9. Lift the lid on the grill to three foot flames, and tiny little black spots that were once hamburgers.
10. Turn off grill, place hamburgers on plate and try to put the flames out.
11. Show Jarom the burgers, and get a disgusted look as he responds, "YUCKY!"
12. Serve cold cereal with bananas for dinner.
5 comments:
Hehehe... this totally made me laugh. I love it when moms tell it exactly how it is, because we can all totally relate to each other!
Love the cold cereal idea for dinner, btw...
Oh Kiama! That is precious! I have tried several times to be wonder woman along with everything else on my plate and when it doesn't work, I get discouraged. Thanks for showing me that there is laughter in every failure. Love ya!
Hahahaha . . . I can SO relate to this! It's nice that there's at least one form of cooking that Thiel is better at than I am, anyway!
You should be an author, you are good at your stories. I know how you feel. Even though Glenn only has one class he works full time and I just can't do the things around here that he does. That being said it works both ways. I came home from Utah with the laundry piled high and him wearing strange shirts and ties to work simply because he couldn't throw in a load of laundry?? That is why it takes two huh?
haha oh Kiama!! You are adorable!! That definately sounds about right... not that I have children yet... haha but I would say that grilling for men is just their thing, and when I attempt, it never works as well.
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